April 2010
2 posts
fawkkkk its fawkingg 4 am im to sober to be awake!
March 2010
9 posts
I don't think I could live without the word 'fuck'...
GOTO BED!
You know what's fucking awesome?!
I don’t fucking know either, the fact that i’m wide the fuck awake at this blasted hour of night! Shoot me in my fucking face!
How are you guys?
dewd someone liked one of my posts mutherfawking...
wtf is this shit!? i remembered my fucking...
December 2009
23 posts
OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON WITH TUMBLR RIGHT NOW
charmyourwayout:
MY SCREEN IS WHITE AND I FEEL LIKE I’M IN THE LIKE 1990’S OR S/T I FORGOT THE COMBINATION TO MY CAPS LOCK!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA OH NO, THE CAPS LOCK IS IRREVERSIBLE YOU IS FUCKED!
Char
yeahsowhat:
Where the hell have you been all my life
DRUNK BANGIN CANADIAN MOUNTIES! GET ON AIM! CHARDUBTEEEFF
formspring.me
oliviagailsays:
Oh snapple! I gotz b00bz fer yew d00dz, when i be sobuh!
bahahaha <3 okay dokay! where you at nigguh?
When are you and your fiance getting married? by BREEawNUHH
We’re not sure yet!
Please do tell more bio. :] -nickfoss
haha like what? :3
dis be my formspring :3
I be in my cabin with a bottle of Maker’s
Bear beats Bear Grylls. DUH!
O da lulz eye giv maiself.
22: 40] uhtohherpes: aboot, eh?
CharDubTeeEff: Ubetcha dontchano.
uhtohherpes: so
uhtohherpes: when do we get to have hott lesbian sex?
CharDubTeeEff: Like right now!
CharDubTeeEff: I'm horny.
CharDubTeeEff: I havent fucking masturbated in like 6 days.
CharDubTeeEff: You know the reference whiskey dick, well I've had whiskey clit!
Hi to all my new followers that started following...
How you awll be?
@Laurakelly
laurakelly00:
chardubteff:
Thank you for the lovely offer my dear but I think everything is going in the right direction. I served the fuck head papers last week and am right now in Calgary looking to buy a house. I’ve been trying to have the best time possible with my life.
ok, but its an open ended offer dear :) Carson and I are going to be starting fresh fairly soon also… I ended up...
@Laurakelly
Thank you for the lovely offer my dear but I think everything is going in the right direction. I served the fuck head papers last week and am right now in Calgary looking to buy a house. I’ve been trying to have the best time possible with my life.
CHARITY IS BACK?
oliviagail:
chardubteff:
oliviagail:
I MISS YOU.
I MISSED YOU GIRLLLLLL! HOW COULD I NOT RETURN FOR SOMETHING AMAZING! I GET TO READ BEAUTIFUL STORIES!
YOU NEED TO GET A CELL PHONE SRSLY. AND YES. I’VE READ THEM ALL TOO. :D
BUT SRSLY. GET A CELL PHONE.
No way! Then people can harass me at all times of the day. I’m old school, home for or write me a fucking letter. I’m on...
CHARITY IS BACK?
oliviagail:
I MISS YOU.
I MISSED YOU GIRLLLLLL! HOW COULD I NOT RETURN FOR SOMETHING AMAZING! I GET TO READ BEAUTIFUL STORIES!
formspring.me
laurakelly00:
liveinhislove:
oh great a gay hater
Where in there did I say I hate the gays, did you not read or comprehend? I do believe it is a sin, yes. Do I condemn it NO. Like I said it is not my place to judge, it is my place to love as I am loved by my Father and my Savior. So for who they are I have no place to tell anyone what they do is wrong. My sole purpose in my time on earth is to...
My story, my testimony. (Everything & More)
liveinhislove:
Lets just set it off now. My name’s Nicholas Joseph Says, I was born July, 12th 1987 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. My Mother is Stephanie and my Father is Joseph. My mother is remarried to a wonderful man, Keith. My dad is in the process of his 3rd divorce. I have 3 siblings. 2 from my mom, Nathan (13) and Noah (10.) 1 from my father, Riley (10) I can’t say I had a rough childhood,...
October 2009
223 posts
Formsprizzle, mhm, lets do thing thang! →
laurakelly00:
bendthelight:loveyourselftoo: kumquatsandapricots: bigmouthstrikesagainandagain:
Appearance:
I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were...
im letting you use me
swinglifeaway11:
chardubteff:
laurakelly00:
chardubteff:
(via swinglifeaway11) Come do my dishes!
can I borrow this person when you’re done???
Haha, of course!
but that person is me :(
But you’re cute! I’ll make you food, let you drink my booze(if you drink) Mypuppies love new company too and we can play video games tioo!
im letting you use me
laurakelly00:
chardubteff:
(via swinglifeaway11) Come do my dishes!
can I borrow this person when you’re done???
Haha, of course!
You can suck my nonexistent dick, French homework.
sgtpepper21:
(via goodnightkayla)
FUCK YEA. WHO NEEDS FRANCE!!!!!!!
HAHA! I like croisants! We need them!
im letting you use me
(via swinglifeaway11) Come do my dishes!
If tumblr was a drink
staresdeadlierthanbullets:
It’d be one of those energy drinks with suspect-ass names like VINDICATION, and you’d wanna buy it but you realize it’s above the Arizona iced teas so you buy an Arnold Palmer instead.
SO FUCKING TRUE!